I love going to museums. Not because of the fancy shots but because of what I'd know as I roam. I don't know. Maybe I am someone who likes to learn new things (which are old, because most of the time, museums have artifacts and things like that), or things that start conversations -- with others or one's self. I like stories. I love stories.
You prolly like to be the marshmallow. Charot.
However, few days ago, my friends and I visited a different museum. The Dessert Museum in Pasay. It was different for it was not your typical learn-here-things-museum but it was a themed one. Though there were things to know, such as on average, a person licks an ice cream 50 times to finish it. Uhh, I am really not sure about the 50 times for I was busy playing with balls when I heard it on the speaker.
There are eight rooms inside the museum. Each highlights a specific dessert or sweets. Some walls have information or trivia about the the specific dessert but no matter how big the texts are, your attention will be on the displays. And there was no guide or someone to tell you about these trivia. You may hear them from the speakers, though.
Basically, this museum, for me, is for the gram. For your social media uploads. You know. Because research says that millennials find their worth from the likes they get in social media. Ugh.
Basically, this museum, for me, is for the gram. For your social media uploads. You know. Because research says that millennials find their worth from the likes they get in social media. Ugh.
How to get there: Use Grab. Chos. This isn't a paid advert for Grab nor The Dessert Museum.
If you know how to reach Mall of Asia, you are good to go. It's near the mall, and it is housed in Conrad Hotel. (And this only shows na hindi ako pwedeng travel blogger. I am not good in giving directions. Haha! No. I don't promote Grab or any ride hailing apps. Whenever I commute and I am not sure where I am or how to get there, I use my Maps app on my phone. Yes, I am that kind of kiddo.)
How much to spend: We booked online so we were able to save a hundred peso. The normal price for walk-in customers in PHP799.00. However, I believe the promo of slashing PHP100.00 is for a limited time. You may check their site here. (That's aside from your transportation expenses.) Oh. And there's an additional PHP300.00. Read on to know what this is.
I definitely asked my friends if they are sure of this venture for I think it was way, way, waaaaaaaaaay, too expensive! But since Arra wants it and we are supportive friends as hell (THIS TIME ONLY, FOR ME), let's do it for the gram. OK.
What will you be getting: Eight desserts, one from each room, instagrammable photos, hashtag blessed (read between the strike on that hashtag), hashtag, instagood; hashtag, instadaily; hastag, ootd; hashtag, VSCO. And of course, likes and reacts on your socmed accounts -- that translates to appreciation and worth (make sure to put on your witty captions). You have to finish all eight themed rooms in two hours.
Tip/s: Book online. It's a whole lot better than falling in line for online bookings are given priority as I saw it. Be there 15 mins before your booking time. You can pay using credit card, Paymaya, or pay online using your bank (though I wasn't able to see this option upon paying).
I don't really know what else to put here so I am just gonna dump the photos. So, there!
All photos were taken using my Huawei P10. Those with my faces that aren't selfies are taken by 'Quel or Arra.
Still inside the Ice Cream Room. Gusto ata nilang gayahin 'yung Up na movie.
This photo ends the ice cream room. Bubble Gum room on the next few ones! Also with balloons.
They got bath tubs in the Gummy Bears Room.
They got trampolines, too, in the Gummy Bears Room!
The line outside. We got there around 11:30 A.M., it was a Friday, holiday.
The "templated" selfie slash groufie.
The lodis of sweets and desserts. First thing you'd see, on trivia, once you get past through the first door.
Let's vault in! Ay, iba pala 'yon. These are the wristbands. They'd give you one before getting inside the rooms. This is also your ticket for your free desserts or snacks. And, losing this equates to PHP300.00. So don't lose it! Some were given the pink ones. IDK. That's prolly under promo or something else. They have a Father's Day promo if I am not mistaken. Tatays are free of entrance!
First thing you'd see before you enter the Donut room. You either slide your way down the room or walk down the stairs.
Inside the Donut Room! So many donuts or doughnuts. I was really expecting we will be given doughnuts but we were asked to choose between a thumb-size (almost, just a little taller) mousse cake or a cream puff. I don't have photos. Haha! Oh! Before entering the room, a staff will tell you to be careful with your heads for the displays, like these donuts, are made of wood.
Arra and Raquel.
Me, trying to be a "normal person" in a photo.
Second room: Marshmallow Room! And yes, we got mallows on stick as the snack.
"Selfie muna hanggang maabot ko 'to."
Tulog daw muna siya pero naka dilat mga mata.
Siya rin daw pero hawak din ang phone.
You can't eat that!
Thea: Takpan niyo 'yung ilaw! Lapit pa. Ayan!
Ano gawa mo, 'Quel?
Arra took the Ube dip for her mallow. And yes, she believes in Happy Ever After. Umawra talaga siya ron. Hashtag, OOTD. Daebak! (Googles what is Daebak.)
Raquel tryin' to be naughty with the mallow and rainbow. Strawberry dipped mallow.
Me kissing homophobics goodbye. Happy Pride, y'all!
Malay ko anong tinitignan niya sa mallows.
Enjoy me staring with these marshmallows in the air.
For the third room, you gotta choose where you wanna enter. Are you nice or are you naughty?
Me trying to understand my friends. Ugh. Haha, kidding!
It's the Candy Cane Room!
Ayusin ko lang salamin ko. Hindi ko kasi makita, eh. Hindi ko makita ang pake ko.
Hindi ko talaga makita. Ngiti na lang ako.
Tuwang-tuwa siya, ano ho?
We got candy canes as snacks. Or lollipops?
Hindi ko alam kung McDo ba 'to o Korean something. Ottoke?!
Supportive! BTS (Behind the Scenes, hindi 'yung Oppa Oppa ni Arra).
Excuse me lang. Ayusin ko lang buhok ko; sa Pasay.
Pagod na ako. Di pa sila pagod. Haha!
OK sana kung may kasama ka sa duyan, no? Chos.
Walang naka upo diyan. Hinihintay mo bang tumawid ng dagat o nasa tabi lang? Haha!
The Ice Cream Room! I literally said, I CAN LIVE HERE!!!!!!
Hindi ko na naman mahanap ang pake ko. (Pero may muntik mawalan ng telepono at wristband dito. At hindi ako ang dalawang 'yon. HAHAHA!)
Humandusay na po siya. Tapos pagbangon niya, may tumawag sa kanya. Nasaan daw wristband niya?
'Yung phone mo, nasaan? Nalubog na ba?
We got ice drops! I believe all of us took the Mango flavor? Oh. Arra's was prolly Strawberry or chocolate, look at the GIF below.
Picture muna bago ako maging lobo.
Picture nang maging lobo na talaga ako. (Nasaan ang hustisya?)
Ayusin ko lang ulit buhok ko. Habang nasa parang malaki kaming fish bowl ba 'to o bubble na may nagliliparang mga lobo.
By the way, the snack you can get here is, you gotta choose between a brownie-brownie or a unicorn, uhh, was it a biscuit or a brownie, too? (La na naman akong kwenta sa bagay na ito. Haha! Wala na ngang pictures.)
You can only stay inside for two minutes. When you talk inside, you can hear your own echo? or it seems you are on speakers.
The Gummy Bears Room! We got Gummy Bears as snacks.
And floating transparent bears...
Ligo muna ako ulit.
Picture muna bago ako malunod sa mga bola.
Picture muna bago may gawing masama kasi nararamdaman kong blurred kuha sa mukha ko.
Hay nako. Blurred nga!
Picture muna kasi ako ito. ArraBEAR.
Next, Cotton Candy Room! We got cotton candies! They are so soft!
Waiting for the Cotton Candy Fairy to drop me some pink sugar...
Hindi pa niya mahintay 'yung ginagawang cotton candy niya. Gusto na niya 'yung display.
Hala, kakapindot, naka press na 'yung dulo!
That moment when you finally have your cotton candy.
Do I look "normal" enough on this?

Me trying to take a provocative photo but fails. Haha! MUSIC IN: PYNK by JANELLE MONAÉ FT. GRIMES.
"Pynk like the inside of your, baby
Pynk behind all of the doors, crazy
Pynk like the tongue that goes down, maybe
Pynk like the paradise found
The Cake Pops Room! The final room. We got cake pops!
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Pagod na ako kakalakad. Tulog muna ako.
The "Umulan, bumagyo, matutuloy tayo (kahit puro puti mga sapatos natin) Squad".
You came in like a wrecking ball daw, sabi ni 'Quel (Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball).
So this was so high pala (wow). Hindi ko ganun inexpect nang pag akyat ko. Tinalon ko pababa pero maling pagtalon. Pa straight ang talon ko so ayon, ang saket, besh. Huwag niyo ko gayahin. Be like 'Quel. Jump forward, not downward.
You can use these cute monster balls as literally balls as you play with the hoops. Like, basketball?
So that's it, awesomes! Hope you had fun looking at the photos. Haha! Stay awesome!
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